*gets out of shower*

awww i forgot to shave the other leg.

sooo… i was applying for jobs and….

i can actually feel myself getting more and more discouraged.

Anonymous asked: Also you're shark boy, although very cute, is my nightmare come to life. I have terrible dreams about sharks that chase me on land. Maybe next time it'll look like yours though, because it's way less menacing than the ones I dream about.

and also, Shark boy is very shy. and he’s my favorite. (: but i’m sorry its your nightmare. i believe i am unintentionally making this a horrible night for you! ha. you should definitely come off anon though. i won’t bite, even if you think my eyes are creepy. ;)

Anonymous asked: All these eyes on my dash are freaking me the fuck out, haha. Checking tumblr before bed only to feel like I'm being watched.

ahaha. i’m sorry they’re freaking you out. :P They’re my practice eyes. The scary part is they actually look like my eyes, and they freak me out as well. We’ll be in this together. nightmares tonight, Whoot!